Any individual who uses philosophical debate to persuade someone to sumbit to anal sex. The individual can then perform the "pink sock" manuver wherein the sides of the posterior are struck while something is inserted into the anus. This causes the anus to spasm and "attach" itself to the inserted item. The item is then rapidly removed from the anus causing the rectal lining to be pulled out with it. Hilarity ensues when the item is covered with a nice, new "pink sock".
Yo, man, Salty is the new Pink Socrates. That guy ass-banged two chicks last night and totally pink socked them. Jaime Smith and Darren's mom aren't going to be shitting right for weeks!
by The Original Slim Bavis October 27, 2004
When an older man penetrates the thighs of a male teenager. In Ancient Greece, relations between an older man and a young male was common. However, oral sex was looked down upon; as a result, the thighs would be penetrated.
by zz-money March 7, 2007
A circle jerk with an inside and outside circle. One is not allowed to cum until in the inner circle. Otherwise they will be muted (kicked out). Started by ancient Greek philosepher Socrates.
by theCDFenforcer March 29, 2011
When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates
" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"
by MTDEW6678 June 21, 2007
A master of logic and philosophical debate who has nothing better to do than undermine your worldview for their amusement, causing you to want to punch them in the face, then force-feed them hemlock.
Congrats. You just poked a giant hole in my logic. You could've been a lawyer and fought for justice, but instead you're just a Socrates Troll. Your talent is wasted on your amusement and my annoyance, so yes, I am mad, Bro.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 13, 2015
Pronounced (SOE-CRATES FACE)
An animated physical display created with one's face by a simultaneous group of gestures consisting of blinking, puckering lips, sticking out the tongue, raised cheek smiling, and optional arm movements and positions for a body language effect. One performs the Socrates Face in an act of humor, behind someone's back when there is someone in front of them diverting their attention. When the person getting "Faced" as it were, notices the person speaking to them react as if something where funny behind him, he/she turns around to find only the straight face of the person behind them. This process is repeated until - A. Laughter takes over, or B. The person being "Faced" gets pissed off and walks away.
"So yeah this one time I was at a game with my friends.."
"Yeah?"
"And I got some really good seats on an upgrade program."
">suppressed laughter<"
"What? Something behind me?"
"No please continue."
"Um, ok, well anyways I got to sit in like the 3rd row..."
">giggle<"
"Dude what the fuck are you laughing at?"
"Nothing nothing just keep talking."
<Looks at guy behind him> "WTF you guys are fucking gay, I'm outta here"
An animated physical display created with one's face by a simultaneous group of gestures consisting of blinking, puckering lips, sticking out the tongue, raised cheek smiling, and optional arm movements and positions for a body language effect. One performs the Socrates Face in an act of humor, behind someone's back when there is someone in front of them diverting their attention. When the person getting "Faced" as it were, notices the person speaking to them react as if something where funny behind him, he/she turns around to find only the straight face of the person behind them. This process is repeated until - A. Laughter takes over, or B. The person being "Faced" gets pissed off and walks away.
"So yeah this one time I was at a game with my friends.."
"Yeah?"
"And I got some really good seats on an upgrade program."
">suppressed laughter<"
"What? Something behind me?"
"No please continue."
"Um, ok, well anyways I got to sit in like the 3rd row..."
">giggle<"
"Dude what the fuck are you laughing at?"
"Nothing nothing just keep talking."
<Looks at guy behind him> "WTF you guys are fucking gay, I'm outta here"
BAAHAAHAAHA SOCRATES FACE!!
by TzatzikiGoo4U July 27, 2010
Pronounced (SOE-CRATES FACE)
An animated physical display created with one's face by a simultaneous group of gestures consisting of blinking, puckering lips, sticking out the tongue, raised cheek smiling, and optional arm movements and positions for a body language effect. One performs the Socrates Face in an act of humor, behind someone's back when there is someone in front of them diverting their attention. When the person getting "Faced" as it were, notices the person speaking to them react as if something where funny behind him, he/she turns around to find only the straight face of the person behind them. This process is repeated until - A. Laughter takes over, or B. The person being "Faced" gets pissed off and walks away.
An animated physical display created with one's face by a simultaneous group of gestures consisting of blinking, puckering lips, sticking out the tongue, raised cheek smiling, and optional arm movements and positions for a body language effect. One performs the Socrates Face in an act of humor, behind someone's back when there is someone in front of them diverting their attention. When the person getting "Faced" as it were, notices the person speaking to them react as if something where funny behind him, he/she turns around to find only the straight face of the person behind them. This process is repeated until - A. Laughter takes over, or B. The person being "Faced" gets pissed off and walks away.
BAAHAAHAAHA SOCRATES FACE!!
by TzatzikiGoo4U July 27, 2010