Sock Dick Wasted Share definition Flag When a male gets extremely intoxicated; to the point that he is wearing nothing but a sock on his genitals. "I went to a party this past weekend and got Sock Dick Wasted. " Sock Dick Wasted by Pumpkin Escobar October 7, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Sock Dick Wasted mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch