social alcoholic 

Someone who's only defense against being called an alcoholic is the fact that he/she does not drink alone. One who gets drunk every night at "social events" such as playing video games with a friend or watching TV with a sibling.

Person A: You're an alcoholic.
Person B: No i'm not, i never drink alone.
Person A: Then you're a social alcoholic.

social alcoholic by myra197 August 8, 2010

Social Alcoholic 

A new type of alcoholic based off of the behavior of Kerry Conway. A social alcoholic is a very spontaneous person and often does stupid and immature things when drunk to get attention from fellow drinking buddies and others in the vicinity. This may only take place in bars. Social alcoholics often take many pictures of themselves and their friends while at the bar. They are also known to sleep until the PM hours of the day in which upon waking up from their slumber they immediately start planning their next trip out to the clubs for another round.

Dude1: Hey isn't that girl at this bar every Thursday, Friday and Saturday getting hammered with her friends?

Dude2: Yeah, she is a social alcoholic.

Social Alcoholic by AdderallNinja November 19, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004