Stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.
In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.
In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.
Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."
by Ed December 17, 2004
by fesitw November 2, 2006
When a woman gets so incredibly turned on, instead of just getting wet she completely soaks herself in vagina juice.
Jacob- "So did Raynee like your fixie?"
Adam- "Oh hell yeah. She saw it and pretty much creamed herself it was so good."
Jacob- "Nice."
Adam- "Straight up jean soaker."
Bethany- "I like owls so much that they give me a soaker."
Adam- "Oh hell yeah. She saw it and pretty much creamed herself it was so good."
Jacob- "Nice."
Adam- "Straight up jean soaker."
Bethany- "I like owls so much that they give me a soaker."
by Mr. Brainwash February 8, 2011
One who participates in the act of soaking. Soaking: to place ur penis in a girls vagina, and not move in and out, as if to soak it.
by kbuhles February 11, 2008
by Steve Smith March 17, 2004
Soaker is the act of having inter-coarse to completion. Then leaving the penis inserted into the vagina until morning.
(Change room @ the gym) hey man did you stay in the pool too long? You've got prune dick! Nah last night I came in this chick last night and we both passed out while I was inside her! Soaker!
by Rubber duckie March 25, 2015
A man who, by his appearance alone, will cause a woman to want to have sex with him. A true panty soaker knows he is a panty soaker and treats women accordingly - meaning since they are aquired cheaply they have little or no value and can be easily discarded.
by Bob the Panty Soaker April 14, 2009