Snifflatio
Although my girlfriend had a cold, she wanted to satisfy me so she performed snifflatio, having to pause several times to breathe through her mouth.
Snifflatio by LinkopingPwns October 2, 2014
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sniffathon
A lengthy and sometimes grueling contest that is held to see who has the best sense of smell in all possible realms, from roses to dog shit.
I entered the sniffathon feeling like I could rule the world, but by day’s end I couldn’t smell my way to my own ass, I was that overloaded by the experience.
sniffathon by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019
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Spinflation
When the rate of inflation in a given country increases uncontrollably, but the media and politicians spin the story to say that the economy and people of said country are thriving.
Politician: “In the last 19 months we have worked together to make this country more affordable for all citizens…”
Media: “It truly is incredible how the President continues to decrease costs for the average citizen — all in less than 2 years!”
Average Citizen 1: “Bro, what are they talking about?! I pay a higher price for gas, water, electric, and food just about every month!”
Average Citizen 2: “This is just a textbook example of spinflation.”
Media: “It truly is incredible how the President continues to decrease costs for the average citizen — all in less than 2 years!”
Average Citizen 1: “Bro, what are they talking about?! I pay a higher price for gas, water, electric, and food just about every month!”
Average Citizen 2: “This is just a textbook example of spinflation.”
Spinflation by 5ryguy5 April 26, 2023
sniffletonk
sniffletonk by Melvin Wiener November 25, 2006
sinflation
sinflation by BusanSoyle January 17, 2021
Premature Smiffulation
Derived from the latin 'smyftus interuptus'. To have your profile banned (or smyffed) from social networks earlier than planned. Usually caused as a result of the profile owner not using enough patience or discretion when pushing the social network rulebook.
When a profile owner suffers premature smiffulation, they do not gain automatic entry into the social graveyard. They must first get their profile reactivated in order to complete their work. Only then can they pass through the pearly gates.
When a profile owner suffers premature smiffulation, they do not gain automatic entry into the social graveyard. They must first get their profile reactivated in order to complete their work. Only then can they pass through the pearly gates.
JOHN: What's up Dave, you're looking out of sorts?
DAVE: Sorry John, I was miles away. I was just about to reach my peak last night when I err......prematurely smiffulated.....no don't laugh....it's not funny!
JOHN: I know Dave, sorry. If it's any consolation, premature smiffulation is quite normal and it happens to a lot of profiles. Try taking one of these about 30 minutes before you next log-on and you'll have that profile up in no time.
DAVE: Thanks John, you're a true friend......just please don't tell Jenny!
JOHN: Too late Dave, I Tweeted her whilst you were whining....wus!!
DAVE: Sorry John, I was miles away. I was just about to reach my peak last night when I err......prematurely smiffulated.....no don't laugh....it's not funny!
JOHN: I know Dave, sorry. If it's any consolation, premature smiffulation is quite normal and it happens to a lot of profiles. Try taking one of these about 30 minutes before you next log-on and you'll have that profile up in no time.
DAVE: Thanks John, you're a true friend......just please don't tell Jenny!
JOHN: Too late Dave, I Tweeted her whilst you were whining....wus!!
Premature Smiffulation by Mahabarat March 10, 2010
Sniffletits
a term of endearment. someone who likes being motorboated by innocent biblethumping closeted homosexuals
Sniffletits by Janey Cash April 4, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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