Snifflatio

The act of performing oral sex on a male, while suffering from nasal congestion.

Although my girlfriend had a cold, she wanted to satisfy me so she performed snifflatio, having to pause several times to breathe through her mouth.

Snifflatio by LinkopingPwns October 2, 2014

sniffathon 

A lengthy and sometimes grueling contest that is held to see who has the best sense of smell in all possible realms, from roses to dog shit.

I entered the sniffathon feeling like I could rule the world, but by day’s end I couldn’t smell my way to my own ass, I was that overloaded by the experience.

sniffathon by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

Spinflation 

When the rate of inflation in a given country increases uncontrollably, but the media and politicians spin the story to say that the economy and people of said country are thriving.

Politician: “In the last 19 months we have worked together to make this country more affordable for all citizens…”
Media: “It truly is incredible how the President continues to decrease costs for the average citizen — all in less than 2 years!”

Average Citizen 1: “Bro, what are they talking about?! I pay a higher price for gas, water, electric, and food just about every month!”
Average Citizen 2: “This is just a textbook example of spinflation.”

Spinflation by 5ryguy5 April 26, 2023

sniffletonk

A man who sniffs women's bicycle seats. See also Frump.

"Why Bobby, you didn't tell me your father was a sniffletonk."

sniffletonk by Melvin Wiener November 25, 2006

sinflation 

When a business makes their prices ridiculously high to make maximum profit on something cheap.

Mike: "It's $70 per person for a game of mini golf."
Me: "$70?! Sounds like corporate sinflation."

sinflation by BusanSoyle January 17, 2021

Premature Smiffulation 

Derived from the latin 'smyftus interuptus'. To have your profile banned (or smyffed) from social networks earlier than planned. Usually caused as a result of the profile owner not using enough patience or discretion when pushing the social network rulebook.

When a profile owner suffers premature smiffulation, they do not gain automatic entry into the social graveyard. They must first get their profile reactivated in order to complete their work. Only then can they pass through the pearly gates.

JOHN: What's up Dave, you're looking out of sorts?

DAVE: Sorry John, I was miles away. I was just about to reach my peak last night when I err......prematurely smiffulated.....no don't laugh....it's not funny!

JOHN: I know Dave, sorry. If it's any consolation, premature smiffulation is quite normal and it happens to a lot of profiles. Try taking one of these about 30 minutes before you next log-on and you'll have that profile up in no time.

DAVE: Thanks John, you're a true friend......just please don't tell Jenny!

JOHN: Too late Dave, I Tweeted her whilst you were whining....wus!!

Premature Smiffulation by Mahabarat March 10, 2010

Sniffletits 

a term of endearment. someone who likes being motorboated by innocent biblethumping closeted homosexuals

Hey there sniffletits!
Don't worry sniffletits...

Sniffletits by Janey Cash April 4, 2010