Get the snickets mug.I was late picking her up, I called her by the wrong name and we ran out of gas on the way back to her house. The date just went all Lemony Snickets.
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When someone has an attitude or is hella worked up and needs to calm the f**k down. A reference to the Snickers commercials when someone "is not themself" until they eat a Snickers.
Friend 1: What the hell is wrong with Dee?
Friend 2: I don't know, but she needs to eat a Snickers and have a seat.
Friend 2: I don't know, but she needs to eat a Snickers and have a seat.
by deeBoe October 16, 2014
Get the eat a snickers mug.A condition similar to that of athlete's foot, but for non-athletes. Sores, cracks, and itchy fissures develop on their foot and toes after a large consumption of Snickers candy bars while "exercising" or whatever brisk movement the non-athlete is doing to generate a sweat.
The Snicker foot is highly contagious and direct contact with the infected person should be avoided as well as any shoes or clothing that have been in contact with the infected foot.
The Snicker foot is highly contagious and direct contact with the infected person should be avoided as well as any shoes or clothing that have been in contact with the infected foot.
by Jorglynsnakingsince2001 August 8, 2016
Get the Snickers foot mug.A woman you meet at a bar, usually a large, plump college chic whom has been drinking cheap beer and eating all of the shitty bars cheap peanuts. After buying her more cheap beer, and watching her gorge on free peanuts, you bring her home in the wee hours of the morning. While she uses your bathroom, the shits peanuts, and does not wipe correctly, smearing peanuts, shit, and cheap beer sludge on her pussy and clitoris. You try and lick that pussy, but soon find out she has Clit Snickers, a pussy filled with peanuts and fecal matter. You opt to just fuck the pig.
I was about to suck Kelly's pussy, but that bitch had a raging case of Clit Snickers, peanuts and all.
by Rimjob Ninja June 23, 2010
Get the Clit Snickers mug.The act of simultaneously inserting your index finger into a woman's vagina and your middle finger into her anus, extracting, and then reversing your fingers, inserting the middle finger into her vagina and your index finger her anus.
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