When you unsuspectingly roll yourself and someone else up in a thick blanket/comforter until you're both wrapped up like a burrito then you fuck them in your blanket burrito.
by Ceramic Dragon April 11, 2020
Get the Sneaky Burritomug. When you run out of lube and, in a moment of depraved desperation, wrap your dick in a greasy tortilla and slip it into someone’s ass without warning. Both ingenious and deeply wrong, the Sneaky Burrito is the kind of move whispered about in locker rooms, condemned in polite society, and forever guaranteed to ruin Taco Tuesday.
My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.
by MusicaB August 26, 2025
Get the Sneaky Burritomug.