snarkie

small shrimp-like creature with the ability to claim anything as his own only by barfing on it. a pack-shrimp.
one who smells of petite crustaceans.

"Dont let Rufus on your bed, he is a Snarkie"

by le Grand Fromage avec les petites caspas December 16, 2007

snarkie

a really hot-ass dude that has an awesome haircut.

The snarkie's name is Josh.

by Kaywee November 7, 2007

snarker

One who snarks. See snark: Combination of "snide" and "remark". Sarcastic comment(s).

"That dude is a total snarker. He just sits in the back row and riffs on everyone who walks in."

by The mistress of snark April 15, 2010

Snakies

Its a harry potters voiceseses in the fan (shit has hit the fan) im definitlety not on acid rn

i like this snakies in the grass on acid
on holiday in spain i would like to be a snakies
jess lemmon is the snakies

i would like to go for a testing (said the riley man)

by psynodinm snakes June 9, 2018

Snarkel

Snarkel means being Punk AF

Geez, Jens is such a Snarkel

by Squedder March 3, 2018

sparkie

Australian slang for an electrician.

Me bro is a certified sparkie. good on him.

by herbie August 31, 2004

Snarkinson's Disease

A common neurologic disease caused by uncontrollable bouts of snarkiness, a combination of sarcasm, snottiness and cynicism. Signs of the disease include sarasctic comments, witty quips, and rude comebacks.

Jamie's rude comments and snotty remarks in the meeting lead me to believe she may be suffering from Snarkinson's disease.

by The Devil's Gazette December 3, 2009