snap shit

Hurry up.

I need to snap shit if I'm going to get there on time.

snap shit by deckity August 31, 2011

snap shit

A term coined by yours truly, used to combine, synergistically, the meanings of oh snap and oh shit, to convey a deeper sense of humiliation and embarrassment.

Usage may vary between 'snap shit!', 'oh snap shit!', 'aww snap shit!', or the addition of an 's' as in 'snap shits!'.

Example 1:

Sal J: Man Isa you were on fire last night on Halo 3
Ammr: Yea you totally pwned both of us, we got no kills!
Isa: Lol you noobs, I wasn't playing last night, it was my baby sister!
Majed: Aww Snap shits!

Example 2:

Isa and Ammr playing Fear
Isa: man this game is creepy!
*something scary happens*
Ammr: OMG i just crapped my pants!
Isa: snap shits!

Example 3:

Person 1: man that girl is ugly
Person 2: that's my sister you bitch
Person 3: Oh snap shit!!

snap shit by Aymenov April 3, 2008

snap shit

Military See: toe the line

You'll snap shit when you go to the war soldier, or you'll come back in a rubber sack.

snap shit by Cosmicstargoat May 14, 2004

Snap shit

One that snapchats while shitting

Stacey is such a snap shitter

Snap shit by GangbangGrandma August 6, 2017

snap shit and tally ho 

we need to get going

Snap shit and tally ho, were late

snap shit and tally ho by Whoreball December 1, 2024

Snapshit 

A disappearing message of one's own poo, usually sent at a strategic time, such as before a job interview or on a birthday.

I sent my sister a snapshit early this morning to start her day off right.

Snapshit by Poopoopranker1 May 21, 2013

snapshit 

A photograph lacking in artistic merit. The term implies that the photograph at the level of a typical shitty snapshot. Used especially for photos which are claimed to exhibit talent but actually display none. Sometimes used in a self-deprecating manner to refer to one's own photographs.

LOL that guy thinks he's an artist, but his photos are just snapshits.

snapshit by Mr Fnord January 2, 2011