A. Did you hear about the baked sail week?
B. No
A. I was like tripping balls and we donated about 15$ to help fight cancer. And we were on a boat.
B. How much did it cost?
A. About 500$, and the cush was about 1,500$
B. Are you KIDDING ME? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST DONATE THE MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE
A. Because then I wouldn't have been able to say it was a baked sail
B. when are you gonna grow up and get a job?
A.You think you're better than me because you got accepted into college?
B. I overheard Clair tell my mom that she wishes I was her
son and not you
A. No, you didn't
B. I did too, she said that all you ever do is spend the rest of your
dad's life insurance
A. SHUT THE
FUCK UP YOU PUSSY!
B. Soon the life insurance money is gonna whare out and your gonna have to face
reality
A. At least my girlfriend doesn't sleep with the whole fucking town
B. TAKE THAT BACK
A. she is probably
cheating on you right now!
B. Your mom said she wishes it was you instead of
Bill
A. I fucked Sally
B. You did not you lying cunt
A. Yeah, here's her texts to me
B. You son of a bitch, ILL KILL YOU BASTERED!
A.where did you, get that knife?
B.
DIE YOU
JACKASS!
B. Oh no, what have I done? I have just committed a
murder. I'm going to prison, My girlfriend, my house, my life, it's
gone. Life is not worth living anymore. My girlfriend cheated on me, I killed my best friend, and now I'm going to spend the rest of my life in prison. I cant live like this. *cuts wrist.
