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A police informer who likes nothing better than grassing people up in return for a nice profit
Don't be a smullin lad
Smullin by Smullin September 29, 2014
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Smulled Wine 

An alcoholic festive beverage made by one dipping their unwashed penis in a vessel of mulled wine. The production process is notoriously dangerous, and experienced brewers are often incapable of producing a good brew by the end of their careers, due to being chemically castrated by hot wine. Usually comes with a salty taste accompanied with cheesy undertones and a sweaty aroma.
"Oh man I'm so gonna serve up my English teacher a glass of my finest smulled wine"
"Billy had been in the smulled wine business since youth, and as a result as no reproductive organs whatsoever"
Smulled Wine by ronedealertake2 January 2, 2012
A subtle mullet recently made popular amongst young males in sydney's inner-west communities. The danger of a subtle mullet (smullet) is that it may not be instantly recognised as one.
1. O'M'God Bro, that's a sikk looking smullet. The chicks are gonna love it!

2. I'm not sure about this haircut .. there's something not quite right about it ... OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! That mother*&%(#$ gave me a SMULLET!!!
Smullet by Ana February 14, 2005
swoopy in the front mullet in the back
Hey did you see Americas Got Talent last night? That one kid had a full on smullet.
smullet by AlexaLuvs September 9, 2010
A transvestite with the thickest dick in the world. Similar to Smully
Did you see the bulge in smulle's pants last night?
Yeah didn't know if it he was a smully or smulle
Smulle by Wag1.2 October 26, 2017

Smullett'd 

The Act of Having Been Caught in an Attempt to Bamboozle the Media into Promoting an SJD "Social Justice Dogma"

Tenet (ie: Black Lynching, Transgender "Rights", “Islamophobia”, BLACK Lives Matter, Feminist "ManSplaining", "Woke

Bait", "Safe Spaces")
Academic: Dude, You "Smullett'd" the Shit Out of Everyone with Your GQ Article on "The Canine 'Rape culture'"

NYT Ombudsman: We at the New York Times Wish to Apologize to Our Readers for Being "Smullett'd" by the Author's of 'The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct'
Smullett'd by @BachBone42 February 23, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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