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A police informer who likes nothing better than grassing people up in return for a nice profit
Don't be a smullin lad
Smullin by Smullin September 29, 2014
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Smulled Wine 

An alcoholic festive beverage made by one dipping their unwashed penis in a vessel of mulled wine. The production process is notoriously dangerous, and experienced brewers are often incapable of producing a good brew by the end of their careers, due to being chemically castrated by hot wine. Usually comes with a salty taste accompanied with cheesy undertones and a sweaty aroma.
"Oh man I'm so gonna serve up my English teacher a glass of my finest smulled wine"
"Billy had been in the smulled wine business since youth, and as a result as no reproductive organs whatsoever"
Smulled Wine by ronedealertake2 January 2, 2012
A subtle mullet recently made popular amongst young males in sydney's inner-west communities. The danger of a subtle mullet (smullet) is that it may not be instantly recognised as one.
1. O'M'God Bro, that's a sikk looking smullet. The chicks are gonna love it!

2. I'm not sure about this haircut .. there's something not quite right about it ... OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! That mother*&%(#$ gave me a SMULLET!!!
Smullet by Ana February 14, 2005
Hey did you see Americas Got Talent last night? That one kid had a full on smullet.
smullet by AlexaLuvs September 9, 2010
A transvestite with the thickest dick in the world. Similar to Smully
Did you see the bulge in smulle's pants last night?
Yeah didn't know if it he was a smully or smulle
Smulle by Wag1.2 October 26, 2017

Smullett'd 

The Act of Having Been Caught in an Attempt to Bamboozle the Media into Promoting an SJD "Social Justice Dogma"

Tenet (ie: Black Lynching, Transgender "Rights", ā€œIslamophobiaā€, BLACK Lives Matter, Feminist "ManSplaining", "Woke

Bait", "Safe Spaces")
Academic: Dude, You "Smullett'd" the Shit Out of Everyone with Your GQ Article on "The Canine 'Rape culture'"

NYT Ombudsman: We at the New York Times Wish to Apologize to Our Readers for Being "Smullett'd" by the Author's of 'The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct'
Smullett'd by @BachBone42 February 23, 2019