The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.
by Original King Kobra January 10, 2006
Someone who owns a Smurf Dick - a cock which has been man-handled and eventually turned an unworldly shade of blue.
by EdeenSaawr October 14, 2011
by Big Black Rape Crime June 24, 2017
by Brennon Petrie November 08, 2007
A person who absolutely loves the penis either male or female. Slight resemblence to cock smurf. Dick smurf clearly outlines the actual genital area of the penis of a man, rather than cock smurf which can be used to describe a cock(bird).
by Hot Chocolate December 07, 2006
1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.
2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.
3. Yet another insult.
2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.
3. Yet another insult.
Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.
Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.
"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"
Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.
"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"
by Sir Fuzzmo September 01, 2006
Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.
Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.
by Truckingeek October 20, 2018