A reference to peoples attempts smuggling going wrong when a parrot start waking up and talking. This talking being misinterpreted as coming from the person who is probably wasted. What is said is confused and short.
Mate walking into room. "Where are we? What time is it? What's my name?!"

Everyone else, "He is smuggling parrots right now."
by eMpTy January 9, 2013
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