Smudge

The mean of acting or being one; a retard
That shit was so retarded
That was smudge bro
You’re a retard

You’re a smudge
by EthanS04 March 06, 2020
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Smudge

Hym "I have a smudge on my phone that looks like a side profile of Trump... Or at least I did.... That is all... I mean, it's profound really. Like the Jesus toast except it's finger grease on a phone screen... That's the kind of stuff you don't see while you're watching this... Damn. Why is it so fucking hot in here? It's insane how hot it is. It's like a half-asian jew-lover bent over a pool table up I this bitch... Yeah, the heat is all the way down... Fuck..."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2025
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office smudge

The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.
Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.
by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017
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Smudge Campaign

The arseholes at The Washington Compost said I like mojitos. Now everyone is going to have a slightly lesser opinion of me. God damn smudge campaign, is what it is.
by ShittingWithShapiro March 25, 2019
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Smudged

To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.
Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.
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Smudging

A group of people who gather together around a smudge pot aka hillbilly patio heater
When a group of people gather together around something hot to get warmed up. "Let's go get our smudging on"
by Lil Sarah February 03, 2021
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love smudge

Another name for your offspring or the wet sticky spot in the back seat of your car
My two little love smudges got themselves sent to the principal's office for making a love smudge in his car.
by JackWhatTheHellBurton November 27, 2017
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