by Miquel Alonso March 9, 2008
by scotty b March 7, 2005
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.
"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."
by Tom May 15, 2004
a poor smuck is the guy who is basically a loser who is caught in a web of circumstances that seem to be beyond his power to change his life. Actually if he had the determination to stand up and pull himself out of his situation he would probably be a weak normal person. However he feels so beaten down he is afraid to stand up and make his choices.
A guy living with a dominering wife, kids and mother-in-law and stuck in a low paying job with a doctor's degree is a poor smuck.
by Marvey May 29, 2006
When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!
Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!
Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!
Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!
by Stu Caruthers March 14, 2020