smuck

(adjective) Unbalanced or unfair, especially in playground sports. If one team clearly has the better players, the teams would be considered smuck.

"No way, guys. These are smuck teams. Let's pick again."

by Chester Copperpot April 13, 2005

smuck

How smurfs have sex or procreate.

"Boy, that Smurfette is worth a smuck, eh?

by tradesman April 3, 2003

smuck

A loud popping sound made by pressing the lips together, creating suction, then separating the lips.

Quit smucking, that's annoying.

by smuck April 29, 2005

smuck

Smuck is slang for a tool used in the trade show industry. It is a wingnut driver. Usually handmade by the owner and looks like a dowel the same size as a clothes rod in a closet with a slot and hole in the middle. Also widely used as a driver for hurricane nuts when fastening shutters. There are a couple of companies making a variety of these. Sometimes spelled as schmuck. The best ones are 7/16" nut drivers with a slot cut in it.

Hey bud, give me the smuck.

by fsurfer January 3, 2019

smuck

Smack someone the "f" up

I will smuck you up!

by whitefrog February 23, 2012

smucks

When someone picks your butthole and puts peanut butter in it using the tip of the finger.

That girl Tina wanted me to do smucks to her, but i wouldn't dare.

by Danky420 July 6, 2008

smuck

To be short, or arrogant with someone..

"Don't be smuck with me!!"

by Bob332 December 28, 2005