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Smoke a Blunt 

A blunt is a cheap, drug-store purchased cigar. Phillie's Blunts brand is commonly used for the purpose of smoking marijuana: The tobacco inside of the blunt is emptied out, and the remaining rolled up paper is refilled with marijuana. The marijuana-filled blunt is then smoked.
Mary and Jane smoked a fat blunt last night with their friends!
Smoke a Blunt by CharlieBrown June 30, 2005
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Smoke a Blunt 

"My wife left me, gotta SMOKE A BLUNT!!!"

"On trial for possession, gotta SMOKE A BLUNTTTT!!!"

"Cops searching the car, gotta SMOKE A BLUNT!!"
Smoke a Blunt by E.J. Martella September 14, 2004

Smoke a blunt to the head 

Each individual person whom you are smoking with, smokes their own fat blunt conclusivley smoking their brains out
Nancy, Frenchy, and Ernesto all decided to smoke a blunt to the head.
Smoke a blunt to the head by eiasd September 18, 2008

smoke a fat blunt 

To smoke a cigar that has been cut open, the tobacco removed and replaced with as much stinky, sticky, sweet green ganja as one can put in the bad-boy, then re-stuck together using magic. This is usually with the intention of getting fuckin' mellow and "blunted."
(Pretty much any given afternoon at pretty much any given university) - "Gentlemen, I believe we owe it to ourselves to smoke a fat blunt. We would simply be remiss if we didn't."

Smoke a mids blunt 

The ultimate insult given to a person who cannot get any dank and proceeds to purchase a small quantity of mids specifically for the purpose of rolling and smoking. Use of such an insult should not be taken lightly, unless the person does indeed smoke mids blunts all day everyday.
Luke: I had sex with your mother last night
Brent: Smoke a mids blunt

"I wish i had a fat mids blunt to smoke until i die from smoking too many mids blunts"
Smoke a mids blunt by Juaqeen November 30, 2011

roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass

To significantly harm and/or manipulate someone, and then shoot them, usually with the intent to kill.
The Crip threatened the Blood that he would "roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass!"
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
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