smoke screen 

Underpants. Silk filters flatus 80% than cotton, except in the event of broccoli consumption.

Jasmine thought the thong would erase her unsightly panty lines, but she forgot that she also was foregoing the smoke screen her panties afforded her. The tacos she had for lunch produced shrapnel that the thong was unprepared to deal with.

smoke screen by Pantaloon February 5, 2008

Smoke screen 

A lie

That’s a smoke screen

Smoke screen by I$l@ndg!r1 July 13, 2021

smoke screen 

The act in which one human while walking releases gas from the anus in an attempt build an invisible wall of airborne poo particles.

While in line at an amusement park Ryan breaks wind and his buddy walks right in to his "smoke screen" and almost pukes because it smells so bad.

smoke screen by Timothy McMurray November 24, 2006

Smoke Screen 

Whereby you fart in a high traffic area and other people walk through your ass cloud.

GUY 1: Sure is cloudy out...
GUY 2: I know. I hope it doesn't rain...
(Person walks by with disgusted look on their face)
GUY 1: Did you just...
GUY 2: Yup. Total smoke screen.

Smoke Screen by BUCKWYLD June 18, 2009

Smoke Screen 

As you are receiving a blowjob from your partner/girl you just met, you must be smoking a cigar, and just as you are about to climax,blow smoke into her eyes so she is blinded!! and then ejaculate into her face, making her blind for a second time !!

"she was being really annoying, so I smoke screened her"

Smoke Screen by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012

smoke screen 

n. also known as a cop cleaner, "smoke screen" is the term used to describe a speeding vehicle that one follows at a distance and uses as a shield against pesky law enforcement. (May also be used as a verb)

"Ah a fresh smoke screen. Thank goodness, I was running behind."
"Man, I totally smoke screened those cops back there."

smoke screen by chagrin94 September 19, 2005

Smoke screen 

The act of ejaculating in the face and or eyes of a sexually partner before leaving the area well they clean up the mess and cannot see you

"Dude how did you get away from her last night?"

"I smoke screened her and ran out"

Smoke screen by BigPidg October 26, 2019