Smoka

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Term for someone who enjoys clubbing babies, baby seals, and other cute creatures.

"Hey, did you hear about Dan beating those babies, baby seals, and other cute creatures?"

"Man that guy is a real Smoka!"

Smoka by k;ajsb;ajbv;a September 28, 2007

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Smöka

When you smoke and take snus (snuff) at the same time.

Hey Jeff, let's go out and Smöka?

Smöka by Abeeeed December 22, 2020

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Smoka Mouf

A smoka mouf is a crackhead at the gas station, or someone who’s always doing something stupid and wild. Throwing milk up in the air at Walmart? Smoka mouf. Yelling in the hallway while class is going on? Smoka mouf.

“Jayden is a smoka mouf bruh.”
“Stop being a smoka dude”
“Smoka mouf ahh jit”

Smoka Mouf by Lilgoofylil March 18, 2022

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Smoka-Bola

To smoke marijuana from a forged bowl created from an empty Coca-Cola can.

Yo, I just finished off this Coke, wanna smoka-bola?

(Guy #1) Dude, I don't have any papers.

(Guy #2) No problem, we can just smoka-bola.

Smoka-Bola by Randy Newberry October 5, 2009

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Smoka Da Wee!

The act of smoking the forever infamous popular HERB marijuana.

holy shit its been 2 days since ive had bud, welll Smoka Da Wee!

Smoka Da Wee! by vladmirdamnnearsuckmeoff October 15, 2010

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Smoka Cola

The act of smoking cigarettes and drinking Coca Cola. True devotees of this practice cannot have one with out the other.

"I'm going out to my car for a Smoka Cola."

Smoka Cola by Big Mikey B April 3, 2008

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Smoka Maxing

Absolutely hating women, Named after a man named smoka

"He really treats all women like they're useless, Hes always Smoka Maxing

Smoka Maxing by LILHDD November 15, 2023

Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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