SMJ

Abbreviation of Sweet Mary Jane- Weed/ Cannabis/ marujuana/ Ganja/ Pot.

1) Dude, pass us the SMJ.
2) That's some good SMJ

by Lad101 February 24, 2014

smj

A new acronym, meaning So Much Judgment, because whoever came up with the idea that smh was shaking my head instead of so much hate just had it all wrong.

"Hey guys, look at my cool collection of Yugioh cards!"
Pfft, smj.

by Renrut422 November 27, 2013

SMJ

Computer term meaning Smoke my jay

I can't believe this shit happen again fuck it SMJ

by Thomas EW January 08, 2012

smj

an alternative to the abbreviation "SMH" (meaning "shaking my head") SMJ is an abbreviation for Shaking My Junk. One can also SMJ at - something in need of a junk shaking.

Some people just don't know how to drive in the snow. SMJ

My boss wouldn't let me leave early. SMJ at my boss.

by Dalai Lemme January 12, 2018

Smj

It mean soft my joe

Smj dude

by Soft mouth joe December 13, 2021

smj

Used as an alternative to the abbreviation, SMH (shaking my head), SMJ is "shaking my junk"

People that leave the cap off of the toothpaste really annoy me.

I know...SMJ.

by Dalai Lemme January 13, 2018

SMJ

It means Shake My Jesus. An Alternative to SMH. Usually pronounced with the voice of Jeremy Clarkson

Dude 1. "Dude dave did it again"

Dude 2. "SMJ"

by Jez3my March 18, 2020