smite

Something that people do to others when they fail epicly.

Man, that Kelli girl fails, lets make sure we smite her 107 times!

by THEsasquatch April 13, 2009

Smite

We’re pretty sure it was mentioned in a show or movie but never can remember which one. So, we made it into an inside joke, because why not?

“Smite! You wanna get smoted! Smittened?” *someone gets closer to him proving his dominance*

by ❤️🤪 March 27, 2019

Smite

To destroy one with a good comeback.

Wow Zander just came up with the greatest smite, I almost died.

by LORD OF THE YEET November 27, 2018

Smite

The art of attacking one's karma, or points, in a way that annihilate's one dignity and/or reputation. Often used in boards known as "Tabloids".

"Wanderer, is there something you're not telling us?"

"And I am writing down the names of you all for smiting later."

by Sabby101074 July 28, 2005

Smiting

The act of escaping from a ginger bitch in a ninja-like fashion, and therefore winning at life.

Today, I saw a ginger bitch at the bus stop, so I escaped from it in a ninja- like fashion, and therefore won at life. Total smiting.

by longlive(L) October 27, 2010

Smite

what i shall do to thoes who piss me off

me- hey there jon,.. I SMITE THEE!!!!
jon- Holy fuck!! omg im sorrie
me- its to late for you lvl 12 lighting strike!!
jon- explodes into a fine bloody mist because he is only a lvl 12 druid

by Joe Facker October 8, 2003

Smited

When someone is going to be struck down with lightning.

“This is the End John! Prepare to be smited!”

by Urban_Droopy December 10, 2019