smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.

One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.

smegmaintenance by Gastronaut4Life April 9, 2020

smegmatitis 

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis

Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!

smegmatitis by Argusm May 20, 2007

smegmatite 

smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.

wow! thats one hell of a smegmatite! how long have you been growing it?

smegmatite by thecreator May 26, 2006

smegmalicious 

1. Having qualities or properties similar to the dick cheese substance.

2. Being utterly disgusting and revolting.

Ugh, did you see Teddy's in his man thong? That was smegmalicious!

smegmalicious by unassumingGENIUS September 5, 2007

smegmatic 

An expression used to describe something that is smega-like in smell, look, or consistency

your sister's breath was very smegmatic this morning, so i told her to eat some mouth wash flavored pudding

smegmatic by Dusitn for Pres in 96 April 24, 2005

smegmafication 

1. The act of placing cheese on a pizza.

Michael, having been employed for years at a pizza parlor, engaged in the frequent smegmafication of his pies on a daily basis. smegma

smegmafication by cunning linguist from honolulu May 1, 2010

smegmalicious 

being foul, putrid and/or physically having the same appeal as the smegma secreted in human mammalia genitalia.

That Amy Winehouse is plain smegmalicious

smegmalicious by msfuckface April 26, 2011