smeg head

From the comedy sci-fi show Red Dwarf smeg-head is an insult which can mean 'idiot' or basically 'bastard.'

"You complete smeg head Lister."
"He's such a smeg head he'd stick his finger in a plug socket."

smeg head by Radclyffe November 8, 2003

smeg head

similair to calling someone an asshole or totall gitt.
Comes from the root word "Smeg" as in cheese dick.

Rimmer, you are a totall smeg head!

smeg head by Kevin February 17, 2003

smeg head

A person who's facial appearance is replaced with smegma.

I'll give that smeghead a smegging kick up the ass.

smeg head by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

smeg head

From Smegma - meaning the cheesey scum found under the foreskin. Adapted for use in "Red Dwarf"
Can be used to describe spoddy geeks who actually still watch Red Dwarf, or annoying people

"Christ did you see him!? What a smeg head"

smeg head by Foolfarian May 9, 2004

smeg head

a complete smeggatori in context of smeggory the complete smeg has to have smeggly attributes.

rimmer, skidz, hazza, twonks, twirps, bambozzlas, smeggatori's, and smeeeeeeg heeeeads.

smeg head by El Presidento January 1, 2004

Smeg Head Shit Face

Some fat cunt asshole who wont stop being a little shit/ stupid whore.

Why is your mum such a Smeg Head Shit Face

Smeg Head Shit Face by Smeg head shit face April 5, 2020

jammy smeg head 

The least time you would ever entertain going down on a woman!

Having a quite spiffing time playing round then all of a sudden like a vulcano your covered in strawbery jam and cream! nice! gives a new meaning to the word strawberys and cream......

jammy smeg head by toady April 6, 2004