Definitions by toady

spasmastupiflid 

A mixture of spasmatic, stupid, and flidicious, used as a derogotary term for another individual.

Timmy: Dad, I broke this vase...
Father: Ohhh Timmy... you're such a spasmastupiflid!

spasmastupiflid by Toady December 20, 2004

fudge knot 

Your anus - usually emits a musty smell.

I slipped in the shower and the shampoo bottle went up my fudge knot.

fudge knot by Toady November 10, 2004

jammy smeg head 

The least time you would ever entertain going down on a woman!

Having a quite spiffing time playing round then all of a sudden like a vulcano your covered in strawbery jam and cream! nice! gives a new meaning to the word strawberys and cream......

jammy smeg head by toady April 6, 2004

long horn 

Overly large male genetalia. Also known as a boomstick.

I am going to jam my long horn into your cum dumpster to lay a deposit.

long horn by Toady January 2, 2004