4 definitions by toady

jammy smeg head

The least time you would ever entertain going down on a woman!

Having a quite spiffing time playing round then all of a sudden like a vulcano your covered in strawbery jam and cream! nice! gives a new meaning to the word strawberys and cream......

by toady April 6, 2004

long horn

Overly large male genetalia. Also known as a boomstick.

I am going to jam my long horn into your cum dumpster to lay a deposit.

by toady January 2, 2004

spasmastupiflid

A mixture of spasmatic, stupid, and flidicious, used as a derogotary term for another individual.

Timmy: Dad, I broke this vase...
Father: Ohhh Timmy... you're such a spasmastupiflid!

by toady December 21, 2004

fudge knot

Your anus - usually emits a musty smell.

I slipped in the shower and the shampoo bottle went up my fudge knot.

by toady November 10, 2004