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smeerlap 

Dutch for pervert or a dirty bastard , a word directed to a man depending on the situation , but if a guy wolf whistled or slapped a ladies ass , this is the word you would likley be heard said
Fuck off you pervert “ rotop smeerlap“
smeerlap by carlos292 November 28, 2012
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Smeerlapperij

Lit. Dirtbaggery in Dutch. A bloody mess caused on purpose. Also figure of speech, to express great irritation and you're not done speaking your mind about the subject.
"Ga die smeerlapperij godverdomme even lekker thuis doen, ja !? " riep de security tegen het stuiterende wc-hokje .
" Go do your goddamn filthy fuck-business somewhere else OK!?" The bouncer yelled at the bouncing festival toilet.

Wacht maar tot de pers lucht krijgt van die smeerlapperij!
Just wait until the media starts to show interest in that smut business!
Smeerlapperij by den haag October 7, 2015
A random insult that has no meaning whatsoever.
Derived from the words smell, and smeel.
"care you are so smeely"

"no dee, i believe YOU are the smeely one"

;)
smeely by CAROLYN! June 20, 2006
when the sk and ab r smeely is smelly like they r sooooooo liers pants on fiiiieeeerrrsssss 🙄
you are soooooooo smeely
no u
smeely by dinaistired August 26, 2021
compounded words of sweet and really.
Ashley: i saw Daryl last night at the bar and he bought me a drink.

Sarah: SWEERLY?!?!?!
sweerly by sissh December 31, 2008

smeegly pops 

Smeegly pops is a bitch or women you can mack on
yo are there going to be some smeegly pops at the party i cant spit at?
smeegly pops by A Killa March 10, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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