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Dutch for pervert or a dirty bastard , a word directed to a man depending on the situation , but if a guy wolf whistled or slapped a ladies ass , this is the word you would likley be heard said

Fuck off you pervert “ rotop smeerlap“

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Smeerlapperij

Lit. Dirtbaggery in Dutch. A bloody mess caused on purpose. Also figure of speech, to express great irritation and you're not done speaking your mind about the subject.

"Ga die smeerlapperij godverdomme even lekker thuis doen, ja !? " riep de security tegen het stuiterende wc-hokje .
" Go do your goddamn filthy fuck-business somewhere else OK!?" The bouncer yelled at the bouncing festival toilet.

Wacht maar tot de pers lucht krijgt van die smeerlapperij!
Just wait until the media starts to show interest in that smut business!

Smeerlapperij by den haag October 7, 2015

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