The act of getting a blumpkin whilst watching Lord of the Rings.
wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle
by Brian H November 6, 2004
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The act of shoving a pen, floor hockey stick, or just anything with a pointy end up someones ass when they are bending down. This dirty act can be seen while witnessing a Harney Beating.
Hey Joeseph is bending over, smeagle him until he cries.
by W Tang May 12, 2006
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The act of having unlubricated anal sex with a woman and then having her clean off the penis with her mouth.
by addy123 July 11, 2008
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when you see a really ugly person you would speak in the tone that smeagle does and say the word smeagle.
OR...........
You can just say I see a smeagle.
by Norshell February 7, 2005
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Its a combination of a smut and an eagle, which makes a flying smut.
"Hey! That smeagle just flew over and sucked my cock, then left!"
by Jimmy "Bones" Johnsone January 18, 2008
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A poor attempt at a hair transplant. Usually affecting 30 something men.
Haw smeagle have ye got any chuggie?
by Donald March 2, 2004
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To get off one's face, often by using Cannibis.
by Dave February 2, 2004
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