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SMDWAMFC 

Suck My Dick With A Mother Fucking Condom
Just SMDWAMFC DUHH !
SMDWAMFC by LickMeBadd June 20, 2011
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SMDWACOI 

suck my dick with a condom on it
"I told my neighborhood whore to SMDWACOI and she did it with pleasure."
SMDWACOI by shopaholic120 January 19, 2010

SMDWAMFC 

Suck My Dick With A Mother Fuckin Condom
Yo SMDWAMFC Hoe!
SMDWAMFC by judgement7/5 October 3, 2011
Acronym for "Slam my dick in a door"
When you see/read/hear/think something thats sickens you so badly that you would rather slam your dick in a door than see/read/hear/think whatever it was.
1 : Imagine your parents doing it.

2 : No thanks, I'd rather SMDIAD!
SMDIAD by parkerpeter January 16, 2011

SMDADFTROYL 

Suck my dick all day for the rest of your life

Kinda like SMD, only amplified; only to be used in extreme situations
bitch: LYKE OMG LISTEN TO THIS RLY SHITTY STORY NOONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT AHA SO BLAHHHH

you: SMDADFTROYL
SMDADFTROYL by XxBLiiTzKRiiEG November 18, 2010
suck my dick and die
you can smdad bitch
smdad by kristyyyy October 28, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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