SMDIAD 

Acronym for "Slam my dick in a door"
When you see/read/hear/think something thats sickens you so badly that you would rather slam your dick in a door than see/read/hear/think whatever it was.

1 : Imagine your parents doing it.

2 : No thanks, I'd rather SMDIAD!

SMDIAD by parkerpeter January 16, 2011

SMDIACD 

SMDIACD(slamming my dick in a car door)is used to show how much you do not want to do something

I would rather SMDIACD then date her

SMDIACD by DieselPowered November 12, 2015

SMDADFTROYL 

Suck my dick all day for the rest of your life

Kinda like SMD, only amplified; only to be used in extreme situations

bitch: LYKE OMG LISTEN TO THIS RLY SHITTY STORY NOONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT AHA SO BLAHHHH

you: SMDADFTROYL

SMDADFTROYL by XxBLiiTzKRiiEG November 18, 2010

smdad 

suck my dick and die

you can smdad bitch

smdad by kristyyyy October 28, 2019

SMDAD 

Acronym meaning "suck my dick all day". Commonly used by teenagers.

That girl told me she wanted to SMDAD

SMDAD you hoe!

SMDAD by forum4yb March 5, 2011

smdiack 

A phrase used by overweight illiterate 40 year olds living at home in their moms basement, when losing an argument to a 7th grader.

raYZHu: AHAH U SUK DIK AHHHA U MOMMA FOCK GAYS AHAHAH
veRAGOoD: learn english you testiless chink
raYZHu: SMDIACK

smdiack by doogarev July 11, 2004

Smdwad 

Suck my dick with all disrespect

“Your mom is fat”

“Smdwad”

Smdwad by Kaynortech123 March 3, 2019