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Smash Bag

what is created when you are forced to take a shit on a crate/and or box into a double trash bag when no bathroom is available. Preferably done in a dark corner or a basement
Is that your smash bag in basement?
Yeah, Lew was in the bathroom first.
Well go throw it in the dumpster!
by Just Lew It October 12, 2006
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Smash Bag

A female that you will have sexual Intercourse with but not date
Anahi is a great smash bag but not a great gf.
by Smash bag July 18, 2016
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Smash bag

The smash bags were too big for my johnson.
by maryyram June 18, 2018
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Smash bag

Damn, those smash bags were a little too big for my johnson
by maryyram June 18, 2018
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paper bag smash

Somebody with whom you would engage in sexual intercourse only if he/she were wearing a paper bag over his/her face.
She's a paper bag smash.
by jonnyworld March 12, 2009
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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 29, 2021
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