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Smash Bag 

what is created when you are forced to take a shit on a crate/and or box into a double trash bag when no bathroom is available. Preferably done in a dark corner or a basement
Is that your smash bag in basement?
Yeah, Lew was in the bathroom first.
Well go throw it in the dumpster!
Smash Bag by Just Lew It October 12, 2006
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Smash Bag 

A female that you will have sexual Intercourse with but not date
Anahi is a great smash bag but not a great gf.
Smash Bag by Smash bag July 18, 2016

Smash bag 

The smash bags were too big for my johnson.
Smash bag by maryyram June 18, 2018

Smash bag 

Damn, those smash bags were a little too big for my johnson
Smash bag by maryyram June 18, 2018

paper bag smash

Somebody with whom you would engage in sexual intercourse only if he/she were wearing a paper bag over his/her face.
She's a paper bag smash.
paper bag smash by jonnyworld March 12, 2009

smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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