Smart Dick

is when a douchebag named Shane calls you a dumb dick because clearly he is jealous of your intelligence. In reality you are not a dumb dick but a super intelligent woman as some who say a 'smart dick'.

Shane:" That was a good one you dumb dick"

Intelligent Woman: " I am a smart dick thank you very much"

Shane:" There is no such thing as a smart dick"

Intelligent Woman:" Yes there is... don't make me urban dictionary that shit"

Smart Dick by intelligentwoman May 19, 2011

dick smart 

One who knows his/her way around a penis. A subtle way to call a girl a slut.

That girl looks like she would be dick smart.

dick smart by Matumbo October 3, 2007

dick snart 

The sound the asshole makes when too much air is forced into it by a dick

The cameraman was "blown away"by the Dick Snart the asshole made while filming a gay porn!

dick snart by Princess Crackatea June 27, 2016

Dick Shart 

A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease

Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart

Dick Shart by greg9255 November 24, 2020

dick-start

To wake up from morning sex. Especially if the person has trouble getting out of bed in the morning.

Katie Whitney needs her daily dick-start to get out of bed.

dick-start by Sky Hot June 13, 2019

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