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Smart Dick

is when a douchebag named Shane calls you a dumb dick because clearly he is jealous of your intelligence. In reality you are not a dumb dick but a super intelligent woman as some who say a 'smart dick'.
Shane:" That was a good one you dumb dick"

Intelligent Woman: " I am a smart dick thank you very much"

Shane:" There is no such thing as a smart dick"

Intelligent Woman:" Yes there is... don't make me urban dictionary that shit"
by intelligentwoman May 19, 2011
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dick smart

One who knows his/her way around a penis. A subtle way to call a girl a slut.
That girl looks like she would be dick smart.
by Matumbo October 3, 2007
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dick snart

The sound the asshole makes when too much air is forced into it by a dick
The cameraman was "blown away"by the Dick Snart the asshole made while filming a gay porn!
by Princess Crackatea June 27, 2016
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Dick Shart

A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease
Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart
by greg9255 November 24, 2020
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dick-start

To wake up from morning sex. Especially if the person has trouble getting out of bed in the morning.
Katie Whitney needs her daily dick-start to get out of bed.
by Sky Hot June 13, 2019
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