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small time

A human being who catastrophically fails at everything they do. Someone who is small time could also do something completely inappropriate such as play fifa at a social gathering all night or hurt themselves in ridiculous ways.
He just tried to down his pint, and spilled it all over himself. small time.
small time by small timer1 November 16, 2011
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small time

A small person trying to act big can be referred to as 'small time' - the opposite of 'big time'
Who? Small time? He should grow a bit first.

Small time

Someone who tries to go big, but fails horribly. Someone who doesn't understand their own limits.
Shaq goes in for the big dunk, random player tries to stop him and draws the defensive foul.

Shaq: Nice try, small time
Small time by 1madbr0 December 16, 2011

Small time

The act of wanting a team to lose, based solely on the fact that the supporters of said team speak funny/earn more than you/support a minority sport.
Bonesgiles from dangerhere.com
Small time by Scotsdave March 15, 2005

Small Time YouTuber Will Smith 

"Daaaaah, it's rewind time, you know if I could control rewind I would want Fortnite and MarkASS Browney" - Small Time Youtuber Will Smith
Person 1: Who's That?

Person 2: Daaaah, it's Small Time Youtuber Will Smith

big time on the small time 

noun: top dog in a small arena
That guy e is the MVP at the podunk ymca basketball league. He's big time on the small time.

Stall Time 

to put off doing work or take a break by hanging out in a bathroom stall (the one place at work no one will bother you).

to mentally regroup completely undisturbed in a bathroom stall.
a) My boss is hounding me about this and that...I need some major Stall Time ASAP.
b) I could really use some Stall Time, it's impossible to send text messages in this open cubicle.
Stall Time by Stephanie Cooper March 24, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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