Slut Waffle 

contrary to popular belief, a slut waffle is not a promiscuous breakfast dish, but rather a random insult like ho bag
basically a ho.

"hey bitch"
"hey slut waffle"

Slut Waffle by sheeyikes January 20, 2009

Cock gobbling slut waffle 

A slut who gobbles fat dick for eggo waffles.

Dude, your sister is a Cock gobbling slut waffle!

Cock gobbling slut waffle by Thiccdaddywithaq November 2, 2018

mental slut waffle 

A mind controlling waffle that forces you to pour hot butter and syrup all over it while it cums in your mouth.

That mental slut waffle just blew my mind.

mental slut waffle by PeanutBitter January 7, 2018

cock gobbling slut waffle 

You.

You fucking cock gobbling slut waffle!!

cock gobbling slut waffle by Cock gobbling slut waffles November 26, 2017

Waffle House Slut

A girl that trolls around one or more Waffle Houses (or other 24-hour "restaurants") and picks up whatever guy will go home with her. Often current or former employees of the restaurant or chain they frequent.

Nancy is such a Waffle House Slut, she doesn't even have guys buy her coffee before she takes them home for a quickie.

What a Waffle House Slut...I sold her pot out back of the restaurant she worked at and then nailed her in my car.

Waffle House Slut by David Boone December 7, 2010