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Cock gobbling slut waffle 

A slut who gobbles fat dick for eggo waffles.

mental slut waffle 

A mind controlling waffle that forces you to pour hot butter and syrup all over it while it cums in your mouth.
That mental slut waffle just blew my mind.

cock gobbling slut waffle 

You.
You fucking cock gobbling slut waffle!!

Waffle House Slut

A girl that trolls around one or more Waffle Houses (or other 24-hour "restaurants") and picks up whatever guy will go home with her. Often current or former employees of the restaurant or chain they frequent.
Nancy is such a Waffle House Slut, she doesn't even have guys buy her coffee before she takes them home for a quickie.

What a Waffle House Slut...I sold her pot out back of the restaurant she worked at and then nailed her in my car.
Waffle House Slut by David Boone December 7, 2010

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026