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A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It's made up of the slushy stuff that builds up behind the wheels and is also known as a car booger.
Bill, the idiot, crashed his car into a telephone pole playing "Dodge the Slurds" on his way to the store today. He's such a stupid dinktwat!
Slurding
To slurd is to go sledding while under the influence of hard spirited liquor. Traditionally, bourbon whiskey is the liquor used to begin the drunken sledding off of the snowiest mountain tops and the steepest hills--on the most frigid of frigid winter days.
Slurding's roots began with the famed bottle of aged 1939 'Fighting Cock' Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.
Slurding's roots began with the famed bottle of aged 1939 'Fighting Cock' Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.
"Why would you look at that, I have nothing in the world to do right now and I am incredibly bored to tears.
-I am sorry to hear that--there is very little to do when it's snowing outside and you can't appreciate the simple joys of snowball fights like children can.
You can appreciate the joys of anything childlike as long as you add alcohol to the equation.
-Great Scott! Let us drink till we're mad and then go sledding down that nearby hill!!
Let's call it SLURDING!----BRILLIANT!!!"
-I am sorry to hear that--there is very little to do when it's snowing outside and you can't appreciate the simple joys of snowball fights like children can.
You can appreciate the joys of anything childlike as long as you add alcohol to the equation.
-Great Scott! Let us drink till we're mad and then go sledding down that nearby hill!!
Let's call it SLURDING!----BRILLIANT!!!"
Slurding by TheFightingCock November 18, 2011
Slursday
Any day when it has been decided that good times will be had, most likely involving some form of intoxication.
In order for a day to properly be referred to as Slursday, the customary Slursday declaration must be made, as such;
"Happy Slursday!"
From then on, said day will be remembered as Slursday, and good times will be had by all.
In order for a day to properly be referred to as Slursday, the customary Slursday declaration must be made, as such;
"Happy Slursday!"
From then on, said day will be remembered as Slursday, and good times will be had by all.
Slursday by The Big J-O April 1, 2009
slurdging
v. 1. Take a grasshopper. Smash it. Reconstitute it back into itself. Reverse engineer it with nano-technology to produce a fine-filtered liquid attached to the end of a broom handle that is flaming. Add water. Let it dry. Create holographic breast milk. Dry it. Put it in a pumpkin pie. Bake at 450F until light brown.