Slort

A slort is an odd sound produced rarely by the human body. It is said to sound like the snorting of a person with a cucumber trapped too far down their throat. Slorts are very rare among humans. 3 in 40 humans slort once in their lifetime.

Guy 1 - “Hey man, you okay?”

Guy 2- *slort*

Guy 1 - wtf Larson.

by Justagronk March 29, 2019

Slort

A combination between Slag , whore and slut making the ultimate insult to women

Bro I bet Casandra is a fucking Slort .
Yeah dude , she keeps chewing my fucking pencils.

by Okuya February 21, 2022

slorts

A pair of short, tiny, slutty shorts.

Girl: I got myself a present today.
Guy: What did you get?
Girl: I got a pair of slutty shorts.
Guy: Oh, you got slorts. So, they are a present for me too.

by Mr. Weebitzy April 14, 2014

Slorts

An evolution of jorts: When one makes a pair of cut-off, unhemmed shorts out of a pair of slacks.

When we began this road trip, Lane didn't even know what jorts were. Now look at him...He's gone on and taken it to a new level, and invented slorts!

by b3n d0v3r August 08, 2010

slort

definition: a whore in between two sluts
background: a slort is a combination of slut and Whore where the beginning of the word starts with "sl" of slut, then goes to "or" of whore then ends at "t" of slut

dude! that slort is willing to take it to the base

by pendejo April 13, 2004

slort

the noise a rocketship makes occasionally between phewphews and vrooms

"Phew phew, vroom, slort slort slort," the rocketship sounded as it travleed through space.

by AliceInMarshallLand September 20, 2010

slort

Liquid secretion expeled from the anus when having intercorse,masturbation, or stimulating erogenous zones, when in males is directed from the prostate and its defined as mocus membrane.

"have you seen her face lately? seems like she's been sprayed with slort"

by flashtang511 July 20, 2012