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Swedish Snorkling 

The act where a male individual throws himself on his back, preferably on a lovely, lush, green meadow, and start to blow himself.
Look at Johnny. He has gone swedish snorkling.
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slorking 

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.
Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.
slorking by Kuuler September 26, 2004

Dick Snorkling 

You Dick Snorkling whore! I saw you give him a blowjob in the jacuzzi last week!
Dick Snorkling by Ieatbeefcurtains January 17, 2011

snorfling 

A combination of sniffing, snorting, and truffling. Often used in regard to various body orifices, particularly ones below the belt.

Can also be done in a bed under the blanket or in the dark with loud grunting sounds.
Zooooomagawd, we came home drunk from the bar, and this guy was like totally snorfling my vadge. I had to smack him unconscious.

Cock Snorkling 

The act of holding a penis next to your head as you suck on a teste.
"I should've got this chick some goggles, 'cause she was straight cock snorkling me."
Cock Snorkling by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

snorfling 

That wierd air sucking sound you make when you wake up with one stuffed up nostril and you try to clear it out.
Bob was dreaming his pillow was jammed up his right nostril only to wake up snorfling due to a sinus infection.
snorfling by nuttybunny September 25, 2013