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to give head or to perform oral sex on a man
"The surgeon general says wear a condom
But you can catch AIDS nowadays from slobbin'" -2 Live Crew
slobbin by Young Wiz Kid the Khalif October 10, 2013
Words you can keep
When Someone is being lazy
Sara Stop slobbin on my Minecraft server
Slobbin by Zeroth January 24, 2019

Slobbin Knockers 

Huge tits that are large, but too big to be considered attractive.
randy:"dude that chick has huge tits"
brad:"yea, too bad they're slobbin knockers though."

Slobbin’ Goblin 

Someone that just loves to slob the knob. Loves to suck dick and gobble the goo. Can’t get enough. Always got a mouthful.
Slobbin’ Goblin by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

slobbin zee knobbin 

The act of fellatio, meant to be said quickly in a german accent.
How about dinner, a movie, and slobbin zee knobbin?
slobbin zee knobbin by Dannyoon December 15, 2008

Slobbin' the Hobbit 

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a female felating the perfectly formed miniature sized penis of an adult male.
"After all the giggling, ridiculing and taunts of "are you in?" he got from his normal sexual partners, Timothy and his tiny penis was perfectly happy paying hookers for slobbin' the hobbit."
Slobbin' the Hobbit by billebllunt December 9, 2013

slobbin it 

lay around, in bed usually, don't even get out of bed when visitors come, constantly checking your iPhone and doing stupid Buzzfeed quiz's..
I went to see my mate Nicole and she was just 'slobbin it'
slobbin it by Mason Noir May 29, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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