slipindicktomy 

The insertion of the male sexual organ, the penis, into the female sexual organ, the vagina, with the goal of achieving pleasure, relieving stress and tension, and preserving health, as well as procreation.

"You are very tense today, if you want, I could perform a quick slipindicktomy to rectify that problem."

slipindicktomy by TheBoz May 27, 2007

slipendictomy

This is a pseudo-medical procedure in which a male vertebrate from the phylum chordata inserts his phallus into a complimentary female's vagina.

Dude, I had to perform a slipendictomy on this girl today, she was alright.

slipendictomy by Weiping February 12, 2007

Slipendictomy

To stealthily insert one's member into one's partner's orifice, typically occurring in the morning.

I woke up with a raging boner and only 20 minutes to get ready for work. Foreplay would take too long and waking my partner would be bothersome. If I was to deswell my throbbing member, it was critical that I perform the slipendictomy quickly.

Slipendictomy by Meatymuff January 27, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008