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Slimy Selleck

After a long night of drinking, a Slimy Selleck is the process of passing out on ones own toilet, and waking up with a neatly collected mustache made of pubes from the surrounding bathroom floor.

Man, I totally passed out last night baby faced, and woke up with a slimy Selleck.

by Slime Selleck April 25, 2020

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