slim Jim

A very thin and wrinkly penis that comes in any size

did u seriously suck his slim jim?

by abester January 10, 2008

slim jim

a man who's member resembles a piece of old rope

your dad has a slim jim

by SLEEM JEEM March 26, 2003

slim jim

Dick, penis, dong.

is an example for slim jim necessary?

by deseagle February 10, 2006

Crusty Slim Jim

A completley unwanted and unwarranted erection caused when an older male is turned on by a younger female.

Yo man our teacher totally just had a crusty slim jim during that assembly

by Crustymgee April 26, 2018

Not So Slim Jim

Used to describe a fatass.

Guy #1: Hey what’s up Not So Slim Jim?

Guy 2: Dude, I told you not to call me that. You know I’m self-conscious about my weight.

by Trash Bees April 16, 2022

slim-jim-dimeAdozen

A Southern term to a penis which has been overly circumcized so that it grows at strange angles. When erect, it causes severe pain to the male to whom it is attached.

"Ouch, damn, my slim-jim-dimeAdozen really hurts after that stroke festival"

by Princess Peussie March 23, 2005

Slim-Jim Slammerson

An alternative name for vodka.

I love to drink a slim-jim slammerson and coke.

Fancy some slim-jim slammerson?

by One of the beys May 2, 2009