Consultants and other useless knowledge workers have found it easier to create presentations instead of impact. Due to their profound insecurity about the (in)significance of their work and their own intelligence in general, they compensate by creating ever increasing numbers of powerpoint slides. In the process they become blind to the meaning and content of individual slides, they go "slideblind". Slideblindness is often terminal (for a given day).
Bro, I have to close my laptop and go for a walk, I am going slideblind after working on this presentation for 10h non-stop.
by CreativeDog January 30, 2025
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I don't care if those are low beams, if you come at me like a solar eclipse, I'm going to spiteblind you!
by Pretty Hate Machine AK January 18, 2024
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