Deceitful and underhanded behavior that often involves extra-marital relationships, trickedy and cheating
John, an obviously unhappily married man, was engaged in blatant slickdickery when he slipped the young woman at the bar his hotel key and a note asking her to meet him later. He later compounded his bad acts by slapping some trickedy on the situation when he called his wife and told her he would be late due to an unexpected, yet imaginary meeting.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.