Term of endearment for “severance
pay”
used by those with the savvy to intentionally acquire it, by way of carefully calibrated workplace misbehavior, annoyance, and
incompetence.
My job is great, if by “great” you
mean “a slow-motion train wreck that destroys my hopes & dreams in between shitty paychecks.” Time to tap into my sevvy savvy and get the
hell out of here a little
bit richer.