Slenderbread

bread that will make your arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat, and any other unwanted fat disappear. (like magic)

john: i wish i could get rid of my unattractive fat :(
bob: just eat slenderbread

Slenderbread by SlenderBreadMan September 11, 2011

slenderhead 

slang slenders, toast head, credit card brain.
A thin or narrow headed person, animal or object.
Often subject to ridicule. Generally very clever and good looking people .

Edwin Van der Sar is a well known celebrity slenderhead

slenderhead by Slenderhead December 3, 2006