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Sleep Job 

Where you and your girl are sleeping then you are awaken to a hand on your dong pumping away like an oil derek.
My girl and I were asleep and next thing ya know I wake up to her fast asleep and stroking :Sleep Jobing"my member. "Sleep Job"
Sleep Job by Columbo (OH) February 11, 2010

Sweep Job 

A sweep job is when someone sweeps, one's privates as a sexual act. You can choose between straw, plastic, or steel bristles for more friction.
The maid enters the room holding a broom, and says, "Hey boys anyone want a sweep job?"
Sweep Job by SlikWilly March 19, 2018

Sweep Job 

A sweep Job is wear a person takes a broom and excessively starts to sweep one's privates as a sexual act.
The maid walks in the room and exclaims "Do any of you boys wanna sweep job?".
Sweep Job by SlikWilly May 9, 2018

jobby sweep 

a type of hair style when one uses ones hair to create a swooping side fringe without it being cut into a fringe
have you seen natashas hair? shes got a rare auld jobby sweep!
jobby sweep by jamboyadaftie August 6, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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