Sleep Drone
The being that is controlled by an extremely drowsy state of mind that will turn off your alarms and answer people who try make sure you’re up in an attempt to make them go away when it’s already time to be moving.
The drone is most active on repeat nights of poor sleep. Sleep apnea and sleep inertia also amplify the experience.
The drone is most active on repeat nights of poor sleep. Sleep apnea and sleep inertia also amplify the experience.
Example 1:
My sleep drone must have gotten up, walked across the room, picked up my alarm clock, and turned it off. I woke up in bed 2 hours late with it wrapped in my hands.
Example 2:
“Hey, you up?!?”
-Person 1
“I am up.”
-Person 2
“Are you moving, you getting ready?”
-Person 1
“Yeeeeees.”
-Person 2
45min Later…
“Gooooooood morning, my alarm didn’t wake me up again.”
-Person 2
“I thought you said you were up”
-Person 1
“What?”
-Person 2
“I asked if you were up and you kept responding you were good and yes.”
-Person 1
“I remember nothing of that.”
-Person 2
“Must have been that sleep drone again”
-Person 1
My sleep drone must have gotten up, walked across the room, picked up my alarm clock, and turned it off. I woke up in bed 2 hours late with it wrapped in my hands.
Example 2:
“Hey, you up?!?”
-Person 1
“I am up.”
-Person 2
“Are you moving, you getting ready?”
-Person 1
“Yeeeeees.”
-Person 2
45min Later…
“Gooooooood morning, my alarm didn’t wake me up again.”
-Person 2
“I thought you said you were up”
-Person 1
“What?”
-Person 2
“I asked if you were up and you kept responding you were good and yes.”
-Person 1
“I remember nothing of that.”
-Person 2
“Must have been that sleep drone again”
-Person 1
Sleep Drone by SweetTeaEnthusiasts November 17, 2023
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