slathering

A collection or gathering of prototypical thirsty sluts, hoes, whores, thots, and sausage hungry wenches.

By the old gods and the new, there is a dangerous slathering coalescing inside this club.

by hjking July 13, 2014

Slathered

The act of pwning someone to where their pride is severely dammaged

The stupid kid tried to tel me how to snipe, so i slathered him

by Clouded_Cheeto August 15, 2007

Beyond lazy. Completely unmotivated and sloppy.

Teddy: Mike hasn't lifted a finger to clean the apartment. All he does is sleep and eat.

Matt: Yeah, he is a real slather ass.

by BMush April 27, 2008

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts

In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying

by Dolbarado April 9, 2013

The art of spreading ones butt cheeks apart and putting peanut butter between them, and proceeding to have a dog lick the peanut butter out.

Where's Jason?

Oh he's in the back office having a waggle slather with the bosses dog.

by Jigglypuffmik September 1, 2015

i have a felling Suzy is going to slather the taco when she gets home

by Skwealbag September 27, 2018

A German chef that hurls a bucket of batter in your face when you open the door, and strumbles back from his lack of balance.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003