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smash master 2000 

An automatic machine that forces 13 year old boys named Moises and Andrew suck each other soft
I heard my local kids got put in the smash master 2000
smash master 2000 by GrandSider November 5, 2020

Splashmaster 

A term for a guy with the ability to forcefully urinate for long periods of time whilst keeping the toilet rim spray-free… a true marksman.
“Hey Julie, before your new boyfriend comes over again he really needs some splashmaster training… he pissed all over our bathroom floor again this morning.”
Splashmaster by Golden_Road November 5, 2020