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Slap the Ham 

Telling like it is.
It's slapping the ham on the table, and then you know.
Jamie thought his soup was lovely, but Nigel had to slap the ham about its quality. Jamie was hurt but admired his honesty.
Slap the Ham by hamslapper March 3, 2015

Slap The Ham 

1. To masturbate nonstop for hours upon end.

2. To look at pornogrophy continually for hours while insert a male's finger into his own anus over and over, until it bleeds.
Danny likes to slap the ham.

Did you hear that Will slapped the ham yesterday?

slap the ham 

Omg! Slap the ham! ✋🏻🥩
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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