Slap log

1. A log that has been repeatedly beaten with a hand.

2. A book that takes note of how many slaps you have done.

I opened my slap log.

by Word clout May 24, 2021

Dick-slap Logic

A branch of philosophy involving the certain circumstances in which one would solve a problem by whipping his colleagues on the forehead with his/her phallus (erect or flaccid). Also abbreviated as 'DSL'.

My girlfriend refused to make me a sandwich, so I used my own Dick-slap Logic to change her mind.

by General TWSSman October 1, 2010